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by B3DAWG
Wed May 16, 2018 6:53 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Lip stick on a pig?
Replies: 10
Views: 4665

Lip stick on a pig?

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/ ... 18857.html

Thoughts?

Seems like a bargain to me. :D
by B3DAWG
Wed May 16, 2018 6:42 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: CEL Flashed twice
Replies: 27
Views: 8700

Re: CEL Flashed twice

32wildbilly wrote: Wed May 16, 2018 4:32 am "So me thinks gnat is right."

Yeah, coils or aliens. Got to be one or the other.
Ok... not to derail the thread (hehehe... I know that's hypocritical to say given the monkey post), but what type of oil are you running. 8-) Ok... I'm hiding under the desk now.
by B3DAWG
Wed May 16, 2018 6:39 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Replies: 9992
Views: 1557896

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

In fairness, the last few miles he will be driving on these Jersey roads. So... Touche. Hey man, could you post the link. I thought it was a joke too. I didn't see anything related on the main 996 page. Thanks! Ask and ye shall recieve https://rennlist.com/forums/996-forum/1068799-am-i-crazy-or-wha...
by B3DAWG
Wed May 16, 2018 6:26 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Replies: 9992
Views: 1557896

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Oh, and there's a thread on Rennlist (dammit) with a long chain of comments whether a 996 can be driven for 1, 000 miles, or if it should be towed due to the inherent risk of driving such an insane distance. wrong month for April's Fools jokes guys!!! Edit: I stand corrected. He actually started th...
by B3DAWG
Tue May 15, 2018 10:37 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: RennRun 2018! (Cancelled, dammit!)
Replies: 180
Views: 79006

Re: Stormy Dallas

Remember, this is the guy that will tell you to *not* google words like "pink sock" knowing your curiosity will get the best of you. That one will forever be burned in my brain. Harry legs and short-shorts? Not! But pink sock? Ugggggh! That was a cruel joke. :( Nah. He doesn't tell people...
by B3DAWG
Tue May 15, 2018 10:24 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: RennRun 2018! (Cancelled, dammit!)
Replies: 180
Views: 79006

Re: Stormy Dallas

Kalash provoked me! :D What? U didn't like the shorts and legs? Yeah the naked ass and legs was a bit much. Logically I know they don't really belong to Schnelly, but now I have that image in my head. So fuck you very much for that. Bastard. Remember, this is the guy that will tell you to *not* goo...
by B3DAWG
Tue May 15, 2018 10:18 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: RennRun 2018! (Cancelled, dammit!)
Replies: 180
Views: 79006

Re: Stormy Dallas

5chn3ll wrote: Tue May 15, 2018 10:14 am Nope. Sure didn't.
b3freak wrote: Tue May 15, 2018 10:10 am Kalash provoked me! :D What? U didn't like the shorts and legs?
Deleted. Glad I kept it PG-13. Next time I'll put big bird in the driver's seat. ;)
by B3DAWG
Tue May 15, 2018 10:10 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: RennRun 2018! (Cancelled, dammit!)
Replies: 180
Views: 79006

Re: Stormy Dallas

5chn3ll wrote: Tue May 15, 2018 10:06 am That's about enough of that. ;)
b3freak wrote: Tue May 15, 2018 9:24 am stormy dallas.jpg
Kalash provoked me! :D What? U didn't like the shorts and legs?
by B3DAWG
Tue May 15, 2018 9:24 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: RennRun 2018! (Cancelled, dammit!)
Replies: 180
Views: 79006

Re: Stormy Dallas

5chn3ll wrote: Tue May 15, 2018 8:34 am I'm delighted that you are too busy to further besmirch my already tarnished reputation...

by B3DAWG
Tue May 15, 2018 6:37 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: CEL Flashed twice
Replies: 27
Views: 8700

Re: CEL Flashed twice

"Errr, uhh... Hello Boss", exclaimed Bonzo "Hallo", said Dr. Wolfgang Porsche "Yea, uh, Wolf Doctor, I mean... ugh...Sorry! Dr. Porsche... this is Bonzo down in the ECU programming department", winced Bonzo "Spuck es aus, Bonzo", shouts Dr. Porsche "Yes, ...