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by B-ran
Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:48 pm
Forum: 911 and 912
Topic: Early 911 photos
Replies: 23
Views: 16784

Re: Early 911 photos

Not really 'early' compared to above, but early compared to 996's! My '82 911 SC, paint to sample color, leather to sample interior, vintage polished Fuch's... DAMN I wish I hadn't sold this one! https://photos.smugmug.com/Pauls-Garage-1/Cars-and-Trucks/1982-911SC/i-5dXDXfB/0/91e62030/X4/IMG_3421-X...
by B-ran
Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:07 pm
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: ok ok ok... I'll be the first idiot to say it....
Replies: 20
Views: 7083

Re: ok ok ok... I'll be the first idiot to say it....

Flat6BlahBlah wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:26 am Hemp oil, doooood!
by B-ran
Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:57 am
Forum: 911 and 912
Topic: Early 911 photos
Replies: 23
Views: 16784

Re: Early 911 photos

Oh man, such gorgeous machines! I want one in the worst way, but sadly they are priced out of my league at this point. Seriously hope that air cooled bubble pops and the prices drop back down to earth someday
by B-ran
Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:27 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Thank you Road & Track for making my 996 affordable!
Replies: 7
Views: 3273

Re: Thank you Road & Track for making my 996 affordable!

SealGrauWailer wrote: Sat Feb 03, 2018 8:57 pm
B-ran wrote: Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:28 pm Try this weird trick to turn your hideous 996 into a sex machine 997....
What is, the French tickler.

Final answer.
by B-ran
Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:21 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Replies: 9983
Views: 1517929

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

You didn't did you b3? Please say no? The "just call Jake" meme started that way. Some moron gets a loan for a 996, then the engine (complete with LN bearing) blows, said idiot takes 401k money to get it running again, and for the cherry on top calls Jake to try to pin it on him even thou...
by B-ran
Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:20 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Replies: 9983
Views: 1517929

Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

There was a whole list of things I wrote on RL back in the day. KC probably has it framed somewhere. Cool we'll wait for KC to tell us the real reason why you sold. In the meantime, it had something to do with being difficult to drive in the rain? Man, you know those desert roads get slick with oil...
by B-ran
Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:14 am
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: 996 C2 w/Boxster Wheels
Replies: 7
Views: 3205

Re: 996 C2 w/Boxster Wheels

Man all these lobsters going around eating with forks! Everyone knows they use chop sticks! The madness! BTW great looking car!
by B-ran
Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:25 pm
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: The 996 Pride Thread
Replies: 9
Views: 3895

Re: The 996 Pride Thread

Flat6BlahBlah wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:49 pm The title of this thread is very Hillcrest.

Oh well, there's this...
I actually got stuck in traffic in Hillcrest once in my Boxster. It was during a pride festival. I thought I was going to be attacked by by some sort of glitter gang on mopeds. I’ve never been more afraid.
by B-ran
Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:55 pm
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Supercharged
Replies: 16
Views: 6455

Re: Supercharged

ElSchnell wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:29 pm The whine of a belt-driven supercharger is the next best thing to hearing "Oh, [your name here], you have to finish soon...I'm not sure how much more I can take!"

Do it. Do.it now.
Awwwwwww yeaaahhhhhh
by B-ran
Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:28 pm
Forum: 996 Carrera (Naturally Aspirated / Non-Mezger)
Topic: Thank you Road & Track for making my 996 affordable!
Replies: 7
Views: 3273

Re: Thank you Road & Track for making my 996 affordable!

Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:08 pm You won't believe what the 911 looks like now! 19 secrets about the 996 that Porsche doesn't want you to know!
Try this weird trick to turn your hideous 996 into a sex machine 997....