996Outpost giveaways sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways now sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by FRUNKenstein » Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:01 am

The package has been delivered from the auto museum's eBay sales lady to me this morning. It's a combo of cool stuff and funny stuff. As a sneak preview, this guy is included:

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Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways now sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:57 pm

He looks like he'd require a fair amount of feed and water. Is there a cash equivalent?

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways now sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:49 am

I have attempted to warn the winner that public humiliation is in the works.

Question for El Frunko (head of the SellEmLower cartel): will there be a bucket of blood ala Carrie, or are you planning something more subdued?

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways now sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by Kalashnikov » Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:04 am

Curator-speculator have appropriated millions of dollars in spare parts and paid no taxes any of the money for years. He must release the tax returns immediately!

And nerd-in-chief must release his unedited browser history for the last five years. 🤣

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways now sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:10 am

Browser histories are for amateurs - but I'm sure Rudy can find the data you want in a rich Ukranian's garage. :roll:

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways now sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by FRUNKenstein » Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:44 am

5chn3ll wrote: Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:49 am I have attempted to warn the winner that public humiliation is in the works.

Question for El Frunko (head of the SellEmLower cartel): will there be a bucket of blood ala Carrie, or are you planning something more subdued?
I have gained approval from the local PCA president to have a "presentation ceremony" of my choosing at breakfast on Saturday. Stay tuned for pics. :twisted:
www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways now sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by FRUNKenstein » Thu Dec 05, 2019 3:03 pm

OK, the mark, err, I mean Einsteiger, is confirmed to be at our local PCA breakfast on Saturday morning, where we will present him with the first ever 996outpost.com Mystery Prize!!!


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www.kansascityautomuseum.com
Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways now sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by Hatchetf15 » Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:00 pm

FRUNKenstein wrote: Thu Dec 05, 2019 3:03 pm OK, the mark, err, I mean Einsteiger, is confirmed to be at our local PCA breakfast on Saturday morning, where we will present him with the first ever 996outpost.com Mystery Prize!!!



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Will dogs alert on this “mystery box”? What is that leaking from the bottom?

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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways now sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by 32wildbilly » Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:07 pm

FRUNKenstein wrote: Thu Dec 05, 2019 3:03 pm OK, the mark, err, I mean Einsteiger, is confirmed to be at our local PCA breakfast on Saturday morning, where we will present him with the first ever 996outpost.com Mystery Prize!!!
The chair! You're giving him THE CHAIR of FAME!??
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Re: 996Outpost monthly giveaways now sponsored by Kansas City Automotive Museum!

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:24 pm

KC, it's not fair man... I was in for that chair. :cry:
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