Where in the world is Spiff?

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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by gnat » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:21 am

DTMiller wrote: Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:14 am What's it worth to ya gnat?
Foot the bill for another track day and we'll call it even.

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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by DTMiller » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:24 am

I see you are unfamiliar in the ways of hostage negotiations.
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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by gnat » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:25 am

DTMiller wrote: Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:24 am I see you are unfamiliar in the ways of hostage negotiations.
OK. I see that option doesn't work for you.

Send me to a GT3 driving event down at Porsche NA HQ and we'll speak no more of this.

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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by 5chn3ll » Sun Oct 14, 2018 8:38 pm

Good news and bad news.

The good news: Spiff is packed up and headed back home.

That's kind of the bad news as well...
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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by FRUNKenstein » Mon Oct 15, 2018 12:42 pm

You need to stuff a little California glaucoma medicine in the package just to make sure the DEA dogs don't miss it.
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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by 5chn3ll » Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:35 pm

Something extra going in just to make the xray screeners' day...
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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:20 am

Apparently, Spiff is Out For Delivery. If your wife gets the package, you're boned.

Unless you have warned her to expect a package that looks a LOT like a kilogram of uncut heroin.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:22 am

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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by gnat » Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:29 am

Excuse me for a minute. A black van just pulled up outside and some creepy guys in black suits just stepped out...

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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Post by FRUNKenstein » Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:55 am

gnat wrote: Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:29 am Excuse me for a minute. A black van just pulled up outside and some creepy guys in black suits just stepped out...
Better run for it
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1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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