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Where in the world is Spiff?

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:53 pm
by 5chn3ll
Regrettably, Spiff has been detained in San Diego. No charges have been filed. A pad and paper were requested and provided, but no written statement has been made thus far...
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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 5:54 am
by 32wildbilly
5chn3ll wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:53 pm Regrettably, Spiff has been detained in San Diego. No charges have been filed. A pad and paper were requested and provided, but no written statement has been made thus far...

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Has Spiff been formally charged or just held without cause? Has someone contacted Gloria Allread? Maybe she would pickup Spiff's case for the attention it will garner.

Free Spiff...Free Spiff...Free Spiff...NOW!

What do we want?...Spiff! When do we want him?...NOW!

Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:08 am
by 5chn3ll
Spiff has been released into my custody. He'll be doing some traveling this weekend... :D

Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:10 am
by Dr_Strangelove
You were aware of your potential to fail and yet you continued, didn't you Mr. Spiff?

I did.

And why, pray tell, did you continue?

I was stuck between the transmission and engine.

*gallery gasps*

No further questions, your 5chn3llness.

Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:56 am
by FRUNKenstein
If I get my hands on Spiff, all I'll say is that there's going to be some splash lubrication goin' into that seal.

Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:19 pm
by Dgi 07
FRUNKenstein wrote: Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:56 am If I get my hands on Spiff, all I'll say is that there's going to be some splash lubrication goin' into that seal.
Now that's just wrong on so many levels.

Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:16 pm
by 5chn3ll
I came home and found the bearing had apparently been reunited - however briefly - with its lay shaft*.
Love is a beautiful thing.


*I'm like 80% sure most stuff depicted below was almost entirely consensual at least part of the time.
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Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:08 pm
by Kalashnikov
Sometimes... I just can't.

It is well that you don't have kids Dallas.

Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:16 pm
by DTMiller
Your ummmm unicorn semen? looks a lot like ranch dressing.

Re: Where in the world is Spiff?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:40 pm
by gnat
Threads like this are why I have trust issues...