Driving fast is a skill, a very sensitive and polished skill. I've had multiple rwd cars and never even dinged a wheel: 240sx, 318ti, 323ci, 330i, 540i, xjr, 5.0 mustang, e55k, 996 2c, thunderbird....are the ones I can think of right now. There isn't enough space to write all of the cars I fucked with when I worked in the dealerships in college. At Honda dealer the GM referred to me as "fast and furious" for my exuberant driving on every car my 18 yo self could get my hands on. Drifting a lease return s2000 through 4 lanes of traffic across Van Ness Avenue in San Francisco is fun as hell
. My last driving event was Mike's porsche experience in ATL, my instructor who was a professional racecar driver said that I was the fastest student he ever had for what it is worth. If you are in good terms with the guy, I would offer him 2006+ civic SI.
Makes me wonder if they've connected the dots yet. 
23f today 
