FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:24 am Saw this today on the machine next to me at the gym and almost crapped my shorts:
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Hey! It'll will be ok I see it has the Porsche designed fix...a grease zerk.
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FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:24 am Saw this today on the machine next to me at the gym and almost crapped my shorts:
So that's what they're actually for...
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It having a grease zerk is one thing.32wildbilly wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:49 am Hey! It'll will be ok I see it has the Porsche designed fix...a grease zerk.FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:24 am Saw this today on the machine next to me at the gym and almost crapped my shorts:
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The maintenance crew knowing what it's for and how to use it is something completely different.
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True
Dgi 07 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:52 amIt having a grease zerk is one thing.32wildbilly wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:49 am Hey! It'll will be ok I see it has the Porsche designed fix...a grease zerk.
The maintenance crew knowing what it's for and how to use it is something completely different.
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Tell me you posted a picture of a Ouija board as the response...FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:29 amToday must be necrothread day over there. We had someone in the Turbro forum revive a 3 year old thread asking for a response from the OP, who died last year.
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I don’t do Ouija boards…you can ask me why.
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
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#1 Don't be a dick
#2 Never google shit Schnelly says
#3 Never ask Schnelly to explain suspect references to his past
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...especially demonic/satanic references
The one time I effed with a/an Ouija board, the chick I was with and I were just messing around w/ it - and the planchette kept spelling "box cutter".
About an hour later, her brother rolled in from the ER with stitches up his arm - from ripping it open with a box cutter at his job as a shelf stocker.
I recognize there are several possible explanations...none of which really encourages further use of Ouija. I do not believe in hocus-pocus shit, but humanity does not yet have a complete understanding of the electrochemical processes in the brain...I think it's _possible_ that the Ouija board is a potential outlet for communicating with the collective human subconscious. But it could also be cardboard bullshit.
The one time I effed with a/an Ouija board, the chick I was with and I were just messing around w/ it - and the planchette kept spelling "box cutter".
About an hour later, her brother rolled in from the ER with stitches up his arm - from ripping it open with a box cutter at his job as a shelf stocker.
I recognize there are several possible explanations...none of which really encourages further use of Ouija. I do not believe in hocus-pocus shit, but humanity does not yet have a complete understanding of the electrochemical processes in the brain...I think it's _possible_ that the Ouija board is a potential outlet for communicating with the collective human subconscious. But it could also be cardboard bullshit.
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.
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Ok...Ok you watched the movie The Exorcist...right?
5chn3ll wrote: ↑Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:11 am ...especially demonic/satanic references
The one time I effed with a/an Ouija board, the chick I was with and I were just messing around w/ it - and the planchette kept spelling "box cutter".
About an hour later, her brother rolled in from the ER with stitches up his arm - from ripping it open with a box cutter at his job as a shelf stocker.
I recognize there are several possible explanations...none of which really encourages further use of Ouija. I do not believe in hocus-pocus shit, but humanity does not yet have a complete understanding of the electrochemical processes in the brain...I think it's _possible_ that the Ouija board is a potential outlet for communicating with the collective human subconscious. But it could also be cardboard bullshit.
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Right when you think it's going to be a joke about insulting his family - bam - Woo-Woo stuff starts going down on 996Outpost.
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