Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by JayG » Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:53 am

Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:00 am I got my new ignition switch in and I'm basically the maximum size a person can be to do this job lying in the foot well.

Do you guys take the side vent off and come in from the side normally or just contort and reach up?
just bend over and cough
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Post by gnat » Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:58 am

JayG wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:53 am
Dr_Strangelove (whew!) (whew!) wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:00 am I got my new ignition switch in and I'm basically the maximum size a person can be to do this job lying in the foot well.

Do you guys take the side vent off and come in from the side normally or just contort and reach up?
just bend over and cough
Yeap. I'm to old/lazy for that shit. It's why I have a CC and an Indy :lol:

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Post by 32wildbilly » Wed Mar 02, 2022 12:17 pm

Just say NO to crack...or so I've heard.
Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 9:02 am
gnat wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 7:17 am Oh fuck it. You people are like crack. I can't give you up! :roll:

He's talking about you Billy!
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Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Mar 02, 2022 12:24 pm

Height - or girth?

Not calling you out, but if my arthritic 6’2” fat ass can manage it…

I haven’t had a duct on the driver-side dash vent since the first (of 3) switch swaps…and I just leave a jeweler’s screwdriver in the center console/glove box/whatever. I have two ignition switches “in stock” currently.
Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:00 am I got my new ignition switch in and I'm basically the maximum size a person can be to do this job lying in the foot well.

Do you guys take the side vent off and come in from the side normally or just contort and reach up?

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Post by 32wildbilly » Wed Mar 02, 2022 12:50 pm

Jeebus! Those things fail that often for real?
5chn3ll wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 12:24 pm Height - or girth?

Not calling you out, but if my arthritic 6’2” fat ass can manage it…

I haven’t had a duct on the driver-side dash vent since the first (of 3) switch swaps…and I just leave a jeweler’s screwdriver in the center console/glove box/whatever. I have two ignition switches “in stock” currently.
Dr_Strangelove (whew!) (whew!) wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:00 am I got my new ignition switch in and I'm basically the maximum size a person can be to do this job lying in the foot well.

Do you guys take the side vent off and come in from the side normally or just contort and reach up?
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Wed Mar 02, 2022 1:25 pm

5chn3ll wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 12:24 pm Height - or girth?

Not calling you out, but if my arthritic 6’2” fat ass can manage it…

I haven’t had a duct on the driver-side dash vent since the first (of 3) switch swaps…and I just leave a jeweler’s screwdriver in the center console/glove box/whatever. I have two ignition switches “in stock” currently.
Dr_Strangelove (whew!) (whew!) wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:00 am I got my new ignition switch in and I'm basically the maximum size a person can be to do this job lying in the foot well.

Do you guys take the side vent off and come in from the side normally or just contort and reach up?


I dunno man!? Maybe both? I'm 6'1" - but the funny thing is I'm in the best shape of my life. I've lost a lot of weight. I'm about 30 lbs away from my final goal and fitting in my old size 36 pants. So if anything I'm "big boned". ;)
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Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Mar 02, 2022 1:27 pm

Heh. I am NOT in the best shape of my life. An unusual shape, maybe, but not a good one.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Post by Hatchetf15 » Wed Mar 02, 2022 1:29 pm

Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:00 am I got my new ignition switch in and I'm basically the maximum size a person can be to do this job lying in the foot well.

Do you guys take the side vent off and come in from the side normally or just contort and reach up?
I took the side cover and vent off and was not bad after that getting to the ignition switch. Part of my taking the whole freaking dash apart to change out the dash trim strip.

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Post by OceanBlue2000 » Thu Mar 03, 2022 6:10 am

Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:00 am I got my new ignition switch in and I'm basically the maximum size a person can be to do this job lying in the foot well.

Do you guys take the side vent off and come in from the side normally or just contort and reach up?
I took the bottom "tube" off, which is necessary, but not the side cover or anything. I've done this twice, the second time it gets much easier. Once you've got the screws out, you're like 80% done.

There is an argument for taking the seat out, but that seems really hard.
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Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Mar 03, 2022 10:53 am

It seems like "California Man" needs to become a thing - we've got some FL-level shit going on around here.

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/ ... e/2885113/

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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