Happy Johnny Irish Day!

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5chn3ll
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Happy Johnny Irish Day!

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Mar 17, 2022 9:31 am

Be sure to stalk your favorite dealership barista today.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: Happy Johnny Irish Day!

Post by gnat » Thu Mar 17, 2022 10:14 am

Bastard! You got my hopes up of another epic adventure of selling watches to return to the 996 world due to some better-by-any-objective-measure car just not being as good :lol:

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Re: Happy Johnny Irish Day!

Post by 32wildbilly » Thu Mar 17, 2022 10:56 am

gnat wrote: Thu Mar 17, 2022 10:14 am Bastard! You got my hopes up of another epic adventure of selling watches to return to the 996 world due to some better-by-any-objective-measure car just not being as good :lol:
Complete with pics of an old drunk guy wandering down the street in his tighty-whities
Never gonna make you cry...

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Re: Happy Johnny Irish Day!

Post by OceanBlue2000 » Thu Mar 17, 2022 11:27 am

Pogue mahone, all you rascals. Too busy these days to play hookie and watch the parade from somewhere like McSorely's unfortunately.
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Re: Happy Johnny Irish Day!

Post by 32wildbilly » Thu Mar 17, 2022 11:42 am

OceanBlue2000 wrote: Thu Mar 17, 2022 11:27 am Pogue mahone, all you rascals. Too busy these days to play hookie and watch the parade from somewhere like McSorely's unfortunately.
Kiss your WHAAAAT...!?😜
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