What did you do to/with your 996 today?

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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by FRUNKenstein » Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:40 am

32wildbilly wrote: ↑Thu Jan 11, 2024 5:34 pm
5chn3ll wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2024 3:03 pm Man, I can't Goatse this thread.

Yes I can.

goatse.cx (/ˈɡoʊtsi dɒt ˌsiː ˈɛks/ GOHT-see-dot-see-EKS, /ˈɡoʊtˌsɛks/; "goat sex"), often spelled without the .cx top-level domain as Goatse, was an internet domain that originally housed an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture entitled hello.jpg, showing a close-up of a hunched-over naked man using both hands to stretch open his anus and expose his rectum, which was lit red by the camera flash.
Come to think of it wasn't there a proposed "goatse" version of the Space Force logo displayed here a few years ago?
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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Fri Jan 12, 2024 11:38 am

Goatse, goatse, goatse.
I made you out of clay.
With goatse, goatse, goatse
My goatse I will play!


I love the thought of someone lovingly molding two hands reaching in and stretch... well anyway.
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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by 5chn3ll » Fri Jan 12, 2024 11:50 am

Was there? I just can't recall...
32wildbilly wrote: ↑Thu Jan 11, 2024 5:34 pm Come to think of it wasn't there a proposed "goatse" version of the Space Force logo displayed here a few years ago?
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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by 5chn3ll » Fri Jan 12, 2024 11:55 am

I quoted this in a Slack to the "artist" just moments ago. Her reply: "I will never be able to unhear that."
Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: ↑Fri Jan 12, 2024 11:38 am Goatse, goatse, goatse.
I made you out of clay.
With goatse, goatse, goatse
My goatse I will play!


I love the thought of someone lovingly molding two hands reaching in and stretch... well anyway.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.
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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Fri Jan 12, 2024 12:13 pm

:lol:
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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by Hatchetf15 » Sat Apr 13, 2024 9:49 am

Got some recent track time in the old beast. Nashvillle Super Speedway. Had a GT4, RC-F, two Snakes, an M2, a C7 ZR and C6 ZR to chase. Last two sessions had steady rain, but the Potenza Sports are really surprising in the wet. I, once again, learned that driver risk/reward is directly proportional to the cost of your car! I got plenty of point-by’s once the skies opened up in earnest.

My normal DD set up with PFC8 and Motul 600 as only nod to track time. I settled on 32f/34r as good hot temp for the tires. The rear was just loose enough I could rotate ok on the off-camber stuff. What a car!
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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by 32wildbilly » Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:23 pm

Hatchetf15 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 13, 2024 9:49 am Got some recent track time in the old beast. Nashvillle Super Speedway. Had a GT4, RC-F, two Snakes, an M2, a C7 ZR and C6 ZR to chase. Last two sessions had steady rain, but the Potenza Sports are really surprising in the wet. I, once again, learned that driver risk/reward is directly proportional to the cost of your car! I got plenty of point-by’s once the skies opened up in earnest.

My normal DD set up with PFC8 and Motul 600 as only nod to track time. I settled on 32f/34r as good hot temp for the tires. The rear was just loose enough I could rotate ok on the off-camber stuff. What a car!

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