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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:49 am
by 32wildbilly
Hey! It'll will be ok I see it has the Porsche designed fix...a grease zerk.
FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:24 am
Saw this today on the machine next to me at the gym and almost crapped my shorts:
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:50 am
by Dr_Strangelove
FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:24 am
Saw this today on the machine next to me at the gym and almost crapped my shorts:
So that's what they're
actually for...
Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:52 am
by Dgi 07
32wildbilly wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:49 am
Hey! It'll will be ok I see it has the Porsche designed fix...a grease zerk.
FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:24 am
Saw this today on the machine next to me at the gym and almost crapped my shorts:
IMG_1567.jpg
It having a grease zerk is one thing.
The maintenance crew knowing what it's for and how to use it is something completely different.
Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:59 am
by 32wildbilly
True
Dgi 07 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:52 am
32wildbilly wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:49 am
Hey! It'll will be ok I see it has the Porsche designed fix...a grease zerk.
It having a grease zerk is one thing.
The maintenance crew knowing what it's for and how to use it is something completely different.
Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 12:32 pm
by gnat
FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:29 am
5chn3ll wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 7:59 am
As a public servant, I felt compelled to reply - even though that place is a 3rd-world shithole(TM).
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Today must be necrothread day over there. We had someone in the Turbro forum revive a 3 year old thread asking for a response from the OP, who died last year.
Tell me you posted a picture of a Ouija board as the response...
Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:37 pm
by 5chn3ll
I don’t do Ouija boards…you can ask me why.
Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:48 pm
by gnat
5chn3ll wrote: ↑Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:37 pm
I don’t do Ouija boards…you can ask me why.
#1 Don't be a dick
#2 Never google shit Schnelly says
#3 Never ask Schnelly to explain suspect references to his past
Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:11 am
by 5chn3ll
...especially demonic/satanic references
The one time I effed with a/an Ouija board, the chick I was with and I were just messing around w/ it - and the planchette kept spelling "box cutter".
About an hour later, her brother rolled in from the ER with stitches up his arm - from ripping it open with a box cutter at his job as a shelf stocker.
I recognize there are several possible explanations...none of which really encourages further use of Ouija. I do not believe in hocus-pocus shit, but humanity does not yet have a complete understanding of the electrochemical processes in the brain...I think it's _possible_ that the Ouija board is a potential outlet for communicating with the collective human subconscious. But it could also be cardboard bullshit.
Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:25 am
by 32wildbilly
Ok...Ok you watched the movie The Exorcist...right?
5chn3ll wrote: ↑Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:11 am
...especially demonic/satanic references
The one time I effed with a/an Ouija board, the chick I was with and I were just messing around w/ it - and the planchette kept spelling "box cutter".
About an hour later, her brother rolled in from the ER with stitches up his arm - from ripping it open with a box cutter at his job as a shelf stocker.
I recognize there are several possible explanations...none of which really encourages further use of Ouija. I do not believe in hocus-pocus shit, but humanity does not yet have a complete understanding of the electrochemical processes in the brain...I think it's _possible_ that the Ouija board is a potential outlet for communicating with the collective human subconscious. But it could also be cardboard bullshit.
Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:08 am
by Dr_Strangelove
Right when you think it's going to be a joke about insulting his family - bam - Woo-Woo stuff starts going down on 996Outpost.