Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 808Bill » Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:32 am

^That's hilariousssss!
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Post by gnat » Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:23 am

Having been "taught" by DT, I feel sorry for that driver. I soooo feel his pain. There is a point when you just start thinking that wrecking the car is the best solution... :lol:

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Post by DTMiller » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:06 am

gnat wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:23 am Having been "taught" by DT, I feel sorry for that driver. I soooo feel his pain. There is a point when you just start thinking that wrecking the car is the best solution... :lol:
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by FRUNKenstein » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:41 am

MEDIUM RIGHT, SAMI, C0NCENTRATE!!!!
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Post by FRUNKenstein » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:48 am

That video reminds me of a carrier landing one night. I was in the right front seat (4 seater aircraft - 2 pilots in front, a weapons system operator and mission commander in back). Guy in the front left seat (callsign "Whale") is on the controls for landing. We're on short final, having already "called the ball" at 3/4 mile, so literally a few seconds from landing (controlled crash?) on the carrier. Mission commander (callsign "Troll") in the back calls over the intercom "Concentrate, Whale." Whale turns around about 135 degrees in his seat, points straight at the mission commander and coolly says "Troll, you shut up." Turns around and lands the plane maybe 3 seconds later. Maybe one of the funniest, yet at the same time, most terrifying, moments of my life.
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Post by DTMiller » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:50 am

it's not a fucking secret code. When I want you to brake more I say "brake more" why the fuck.... Jesus.... Fucking brake, Jesus. Gah. Goddamit so much. Wait to turn. Wait. Jesus. Wait. To. Turn. Don't turn yet. Fuck. It's like you're a goddam child. FUCK

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by gnat » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:53 am

No, you said that out loud. Multiple times :lol:

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Post by DTMiller » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:57 am

gnat wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:53 am No, you said that out loud. Multiple times :lol:
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Post by FRUNKenstein » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:58 am

DTMiller wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:50 am it's not a fucking secret code. When I want you to brake more I say "brake more" why the fuck.... Jesus.... Fucking brake, Jesus. Gah. Goddamit so much. Wait to turn. Wait. Jesus. Wait. To. Turn. Don't turn yet. Fuck. It's like you're a goddam child. FUCK
So, I see you have mic'd up my wife.
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1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red

2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten: 1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue; 1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red; 2006 955S Arctic Silver

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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by 32wildbilly » Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:13 am

DTMiller wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:50 am it's not a fucking secret code. When I want you to brake more I say "brake more" why the fuck.... Jesus.... Fucking brake, Jesus. Gah. Goddamit so much. Wait to turn. Wait. Jesus. Wait. To. Turn. Don't turn yet. Fuck. It's like you're a goddam child. FUCK

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Ok this post needs a warning such as: "Do NOT read this post while trying to consume food nor drink. It could be hazardous to your health."

I almost passed a tortilla chip through my nose!

Seriously, I give great credit to anyone who sits in the seat not behind the steering wheel with someone who should not necessarily be driving at speed and does not verbally express such sentiments! Hell I struggle when the wife is driving on city streets!
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