Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

[32wildbilly]

Hey! It'll will be ok I see it has the Porsche designed fix...a grease zerk.

Saw this today on the machine next to me at the gym and almost crapped my shorts:
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[Dr_Strangelove]

Saw this today on the machine next to me at the gym and almost crapped my shorts:

So that's what they're actually for...

[Dgi 07]

Hey! It'll will be ok I see it has the Porsche designed fix...a grease zerk.

Saw this today on the machine next to me at the gym and almost crapped my shorts:
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It having a grease zerk is one thing.

The maintenance crew knowing what it's for and how to use it is something completely different.

[32wildbilly]

True

Hey! It'll will be ok I see it has the Porsche designed fix...a grease zerk.

It having a grease zerk is one thing.

The maintenance crew knowing what it's for and how to use it is something completely different.

[gnat]

As a public servant, I felt compelled to reply - even though that place is a 3rd-world shithole(TM).



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Today must be necrothread day over there. We had someone in the Turbro forum revive a 3 year old thread asking for a response from the OP, who died last year.

Tell me you posted a picture of a Ouija board as the response...

[5chn3ll]

I don’t do Ouija boards…you can ask me why.

[gnat]

I don’t do Ouija boards…you can ask me why.

#1 Don't be a dick
#2 Never google shit Schnelly says
#3 Never ask Schnelly to explain suspect references to his past

[5chn3ll]

...especially demonic/satanic references

The one time I effed with a/an Ouija board, the chick I was with and I were just messing around w/ it - and the planchette kept spelling "box cutter".

About an hour later, her brother rolled in from the ER with stitches up his arm - from ripping it open with a box cutter at his job as a shelf stocker.

I recognize there are several possible explanations...none of which really encourages further use of Ouija. I do not believe in hocus-pocus shit, but humanity does not yet have a complete understanding of the electrochemical processes in the brain...I think it's _possible_ that the Ouija board is a potential outlet for communicating with the collective human subconscious. But it could also be cardboard bullshit.

[32wildbilly]

Ok...Ok you watched the movie The Exorcist...right?

...especially demonic/satanic references

The one time I effed with a/an Ouija board, the chick I was with and I were just messing around w/ it - and the planchette kept spelling "box cutter".

About an hour later, her brother rolled in from the ER with stitches up his arm - from ripping it open with a box cutter at his job as a shelf stocker.

I recognize there are several possible explanations...none of which really encourages further use of Ouija. I do not believe in hocus-pocus shit, but humanity does not yet have a complete understanding of the electrochemical processes in the brain...I think it's _possible_ that the Ouija board is a potential outlet for communicating with the collective human subconscious. But it could also be cardboard bullshit.

[Dr_Strangelove]

Right when you think it's going to be a joke about insulting his family - bam - Woo-Woo stuff starts going down on 996Outpost.