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FRUNKenstein
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by FRUNKenstein » Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:45 pm
gnat wrote: ↑Fri Sep 23, 2022 6:45 pm
Started a new thread for the hats:
viewtopic.php?t=1260
Go forth and purchase if you want them.
5chn3ll wrote: ↑Fri Sep 23, 2022 3:15 pm
I just brought my dog in via an ass sling after he finished peeing. There is no dignity anywhere…
Schnelly, any thought of starting an ass sling thread?
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JayG
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by JayG » Mon Sep 26, 2022 12:49 pm
Why is it every time I drive my X3 I become an asshole driver?
Don't use turn signals
stay in left lane regardless of number of cars behind me trying to drive faster
Dont turn right on red light
run all yellow lights
2004 Boxster S 6 speed - DRL relay hack, Polaris AutoTop DIY (sold)
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32wildbilly
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by 32wildbilly » Mon Sep 26, 2022 1:12 pm
JayG wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 12:49 pm
Why is it every time I drive my X3 I become an asshole driver?
Don't use turn signals
stay in left lane regardless of number of cars behind me trying to drive faster
Dont turn right on red light
run all yellow lights
I think BMW mixes some kind of "Ima A-hole" scent in the climate system to makes those things happen. They are trying to maintain their image...
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theprf
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by theprf » Mon Sep 26, 2022 3:13 pm
I was planning to go visit Mom down in St. Pete, FL this weekend... looks like that's on hold for now.
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by JayG » Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:18 pm
32wildbilly wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 1:12 pm
JayG wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 12:49 pm
Why is it every time I drive my X3 I become an asshole driver?
Don't use turn signals
stay in left lane regardless of number of cars behind me trying to drive faster
Dont turn right on red light
run all yellow lights
I think BMW mixes some kind of "Ima A-hole" scent in the climate system to makes those things happen. They are trying to maintain their image...
hmmm, you might be on to something, or it might just be I am turning into a Texas driver
2004 Boxster S 6 speed - DRL relay hack, Polaris AutoTop DIY (sold)
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Cuda911
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by Cuda911 » Mon Sep 26, 2022 10:04 pm
Have you hauled an opossum in it yet?
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32wildbilly
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by 32wildbilly » Tue Sep 27, 2022 4:58 am
JayG wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:18 pm
32wildbilly wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 1:12 pm
I think BMW mixes some kind of "Ima A-hole" scent in the climate system to makes those things happen. They are trying to maintain their image...
hmmm, you might be on to something, or it might just be I am turning into a Texas driver
You know you have converted to a Texass driver when on a two lane hiway you cross over the oncoming lane then on their shoulder before making a left hand turn.
Wait...that's an Iowegan tactic.
I about crapped my pants first time I saw that!
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FRUNKenstein
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by FRUNKenstein » Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:14 am
theprf wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 3:13 pm
I was planning to go visit Mom down in St. Pete, FL this weekend... looks like that's on hold for now.
After watching the news, I think she might want to make the trip up to see you. Just sayin'.
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Current:
2002 996TT X50, Guards Red
1987 928S4, Guards Red
1987 951, Guards Red
1973 914 2.0 Bahia Red
2006 955S, Lapis Blue
Other toys:
1988 BMW 325i Cabriolet, Alpin Weiss
1987 Bertone X1/9, Verde Chiaro
Gone but not forgotten:
1975 914 2.0, Laguna Blue;
1999 996 C4 Aerokit Black; 1990 964 C2 Guards Red;
2006 955S Arctic Silver
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JayG
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by JayG » Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:39 am
Cuda911 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 10:04 pm
Have you hauled an opossum in it yet?
Haven't seen any opossum yet, have seen several dillo's, unfortunately they were mostly parts in the middle of the road.
Besides all the opossums meet at your avocado grove
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by gnat » Tue Sep 27, 2022 8:37 am
JayG wrote: ↑Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:39 am
have seen several dillo's
Glad I already have an eye exam next month, cause I totally misread that the first time around