5chn3ll wrote: ↑Sun Mar 27, 2022 10:54 am So my brother-in-law - who I learned a few months ago told his daughters that they could live with his newly-divorced wife instead of w/ him and his new baby-mama and their new "little brother" only if they agreed to try to convince her not to sue him for more child support that he can't POSSIBLY afford - is currently shopping around for a 5-year-old 911 Turbo.
What a dick.
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So wife's brother? If yes isn't he a Mormon?
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2/7 didn't wind up Mormon. He's one of the two...
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Shoot that takes away my opportunity to break bad on Mormons. So he is just a straight out dick, then.
Some day I need to share about touring the newly constructed Mormon temple in Nauvoo. Il. It was a disturbing experience...especially the giant "gold" bull on a pedestal in one room.
Some day I need to share about touring the newly constructed Mormon temple in Nauvoo. Il. It was a disturbing experience...especially the giant "gold" bull on a pedestal in one room.
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Yeah, the bulls (oxen, actually) hold up the temple's baptismal font and represents the restoration of the 12 tribes of Israel through the miracle of baptism (sarcastic quotation marks not included to avoid pissing off any Latter-Day Saints among us).
They're big on the symbolism in the temples - and it's not necessarily subtle.
But then again, the Catholics like to have a giant Jesus nailed to a cross on stage. At least the Mormons don't have a morbid fascination with the crucifixion, so I don't have to see a crucified Jesus every day at home. Just a picture of the temple and an artist's rendering of Joseph Smith.
Maybe it's time to start the Church of the Revered 996 - with just one commandment. The altar can include a gold-plated IMS bearing. Now where are we gonna find one of THOSE?
They're big on the symbolism in the temples - and it's not necessarily subtle.
But then again, the Catholics like to have a giant Jesus nailed to a cross on stage. At least the Mormons don't have a morbid fascination with the crucifixion, so I don't have to see a crucified Jesus every day at home. Just a picture of the temple and an artist's rendering of Joseph Smith.
Maybe it's time to start the Church of the Revered 996 - with just one commandment. The altar can include a gold-plated IMS bearing. Now where are we gonna find one of THOSE?
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
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I do like the Oliver's "church" deal. I was thinking more on something like "The Church of What's Happening Now!"
Not to offend anyone, but another disturbing thing was the lemonade and cookies(which I took a hard pass on) session after the tour where there were numerous large men dressed in too tight suits there to answer questions(more like convince you to join). My friend's Mom was there with us. She was about 5 foot nothing and a buck ten in weight crawled right up one of those guy's azz because she had done some reading before we went. It was the after-life issue difference between men and women. I dragged her away for some more lemonade. Her nickname was Sparky and she fit the name. She had the guy swearing...It was hilarious.
Not to offend anyone, but another disturbing thing was the lemonade and cookies(which I took a hard pass on) session after the tour where there were numerous large men dressed in too tight suits there to answer questions(more like convince you to join). My friend's Mom was there with us. She was about 5 foot nothing and a buck ten in weight crawled right up one of those guy's azz because she had done some reading before we went. It was the after-life issue difference between men and women. I dragged her away for some more lemonade. Her nickname was Sparky and she fit the name. She had the guy swearing...It was hilarious.
gnat wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 9:15 amOur Lady of Catastrophic Failures?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_ ... _Exemption
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When you tour a temple, I think it's probably a safe bet that the people who built the joint are going to make some effort to sign you up.
Realtors don't typically show you a property without making a sales pitch...
Realtors don't typically show you a property without making a sales pitch...
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Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
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On an unrelated note - remind me not to talk s**t about Will Smith's wife when he's around.
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Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
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"Go live with your mother and be a burden on her finances as a method to convince her that she does not need any more money from me to support you."
You gotta love the logic of it.
Amen.
I saw a comment that said "Chris Rock just did more for Alopecia in 30 seconds than Jada Pinkett Smith has managed to do in 5 years."
had me rolling on the floor.
You gotta love the logic of it.
gnat lmfao
Amen.
I saw a comment that said "Chris Rock just did more for Alopecia in 30 seconds than Jada Pinkett Smith has managed to do in 5 years."
had me rolling on the floor.
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Smith is a dick! He was laughing his azz off until his wife said go beat his azz. Maybe he is just slow.
Rock took a pretty good shot and didn't miss a beat. Can't believe he didn't raise his hand to block but guess he didn't expect it. It was a fairly "rough" joke to make fun of someone's illness, but he is a comedian.
Rock took a pretty good shot and didn't miss a beat. Can't believe he didn't raise his hand to block but guess he didn't expect it. It was a fairly "rough" joke to make fun of someone's illness, but he is a comedian.
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