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Cuda911 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:33 am Those ones will be tough and chewy. They need to be harvested earlier.

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32wildbilly wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:36 pm
Madrid as in España?

FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:46 pm

32wildbilly wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:36 pm
Madrid as in España?

Si senor. The Bride of Frunkenstein is from there

Cuda911 wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:34 pm Weird Twilight Zone stuff today. Last week, after I got home from inspecting a bunch of properties, I couldn't find my camera a few days later. Crap. Photos are a must-have for every project. After two days of searching, I knew I had to get a new camera and go back to all these places. Did that today. Six places, 200 mile round trip, in the 991. Last site was a crappy vacant old medical office building.

Next door is an ARCO, so I walk over to get a gatorade. When I get back, as I am going down the sidewalk towards my car, I see a very grubby homeless guy riding his bike around it. As I get closer, he turns to me and says "that's a million dollars!" I replied, "Well, not quite that much."

I had noticed an old shopping cart at the site with a blanket over it. So I said, "Hey, don't you live there? By any chance have you seen a little blue digital camera? I think I may have left it here last week." He said, "Yeah, I've got it. Hang on a second, I'll go get it. I'm an honest person, I thought someone might be looking for it, so I saved it." He then went and got it. I gave him $20 (was that enough?).

Then he proudly showed me his bike, a 1974 Schwinn. He knew all about bikes, and we chatted a bit.

He also showed me how he's been maintaining the property. He sweeps it daily. He showed me a bit of blue graffiti on the wall. He says he caught some gang guy doing it, and ran him off of the property. He showed me a hole in the floor he fixed.

He asked if I had a business card, but I told him I was all out, but that the broker's contact info was on the sign.

Very surreal.

Cuda911 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:33 am Those ones will be tough and chewy. They need to be harvested earlier.

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FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:09 am

Cuda911 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:33 am Those ones will be tough and chewy. They need to be harvested earlier.

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Ugh. I think I'm gonna throw up!

Cuda911 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:07 pm

FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:09 am

Ugh. I think I'm gonna throw up!

This will make you throw up: on the 991 Forum, I am actively participating in a thread where we are discussing how to handle passengers that leave fingerprints on the door sill. Seriously.

Kalashnikov wrote: ↑Tue Jul 23, 2019 7:08 am I think it is very relevant to 991 owners. A lot of them are in very similar situations like this guy. Same age, same demographic, same predicament.