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Heh. If it makes you feel any better, Gnat, you're not the only perv in the room...

For a second there I thought he wrote armadilldo.

...I had to, that's why. And of course it exists, because Internet.


I'll never watch this scene the same way again...

5chn3ll wrote: ↑Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:18 pm ...I had to, that's why. And of course it exists, because Internet.


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I'll never watch this scene the same way again...


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Reddit or imgur recently made me aware that there is another version of that in the form of a pair of praying hands. I did not need that knowledge in my life...

I keep coming back to the same question: how do you get it clean?

The dishwasher, I guess...

5chn3ll wrote: ↑Tue Sep 27, 2022 2:14 pm I keep coming back to the same question: how do you get it clean?

The dishwasher, I guess...

You've spent more time thinking about it than I have then. I simply think "Ouch!" and then try to forget it until the next time some Internet degenerate (usually you) forces me to think about it again.

I also like to think it gets used, and more than once

Dr. S. is our resident environmentalist...

Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: ↑Tue Sep 27, 2022 2:51 pm I also like to think it gets used, and more than once

Yeah sex toy waste is pretty funny. What if I told you there were an island off the coast of Bora Bora...

…there is massive heap of dicks.

Which is somehow different than New Jersey, I suppose.