What did you do to/with your 996 today?

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5chn3ll
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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:19 am

Ain't gonna lie - the quarantine weight hasn't helped much with my temperature regulation.

Now STFU...I have wings to order.
32wildbilly wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:18 am
You big pussy!
5chn3ll wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:29 am I walked past it and took the Jeep to work today. It was hotter than Satan's butthole yesterday, and those flecks of blend door foam that come flying out when the fan is on high stick to sweaty skin.

Pretty sure you could hang meat in the Grand Cherokee w/ the AC on max...

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by OceanBlue2000 » Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:24 am

5chn3ll wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:19 am Ain't gonna lie - the quarantine weight hasn't helped much with my temperature regulation.

Now STFU...I have wings to order.
32wildbilly wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:18 am
You big pussy!
Temperature gauge on the ol' 996 went triple digits just now, and that's not including the humidity. Hits you like a ton of bricks. I said I wouldn't bitch about the heat after bitching all winter, but I don't know which is worse to be outside in. At least during the summer I can drive the 996 if the tires don't melt.
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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by 32wildbilly » Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:40 am

What!? No overloaded burn your butt off fries from Tacos El Gordo!?
5chn3ll wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:19 am Ain't gonna lie - the quarantine weight hasn't helped much with my temperature regulation.

Now STFU...I have wings to order.
32wildbilly wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:18 am
You big pussy!
Never gonna make you cry...

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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:50 am

The Sombrero next door makes bad-ass adobada fries...and I am tempted.

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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:52 am


Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by 5chn3ll » Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:56 am

Dammit, Billy...

"Order Sent
Thanks Schnelly!
Your order will be ready

Today at 12:09 PM
Sombrero Mexican Food"

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by 32wildbilly » Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:59 am

That definitely looks better than a pile of chicken wings!
5chn3ll wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:50 am The Sombrero next door makes bad-ass adobada fries...and I am tempted.


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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by 32wildbilly » Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:00 pm

Nicely done. Enjoy!
5chn3ll wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:56 am Dammit, Billy...

"Order Sent
Thanks Schnelly!
Your order will be ready

Today at 12:09 PM
Sombrero Mexican Food"
Never gonna make you cry...

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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by 32wildbilly » Sun Aug 15, 2021 5:22 am

Went to an All European car get together last night. While not sponsored by the local PCA club there were some interesting cars and once again mine was the one and only 996.

Some pics for your "edification"
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Yes this is a GT3 RS:
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Lawn mowers and a Bug eye:
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For Frunk:
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Hey it's red...
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A lawn mower even parked next to my 996!
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...and finally a Ricer who was spectating but I still needed to get a pic:
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Never gonna make you cry...

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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by 5chn3ll » Mon Aug 16, 2021 11:31 am

That jives well with your signature, Billy...
32wildbilly wrote: Sun Aug 15, 2021 5:22 am ...and finally a Ricer who was spectating but I still needed to get a pic

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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