You are perhaps the only person in the civilized world who would remember that story. Impressive memory for weird shit, but still impressive.5chn3ll wrote: ↑Thu Jun 23, 2022 9:38 am That reminds me of the chimps that ate the hands, face, and ass off a guy a few years back...
"Davis survived a horrific chimpanzee attack at a California wildlife rescue center in March 2005 - but not before his nose and mouth were ripped off, an eye was gouged out, his left foot was mangled and most of his fingers and buttocks were devoured."
I believe the chimps also ate his junk, but the author appears to have neglected that detail. OTOH (heh), you're probably not going to get much action with no face, hands, or ass, so it might not really matter whether your junk is intact.
The moral of this story: never take a birthday cake to a chimpanzee sanctuary.
Electric 356 WITH a manual transmission!!!
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Never gonna make you cry...
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How do you forget that story once heard?32wildbilly wrote: ↑Thu Jun 23, 2022 10:47 amYou are perhaps the only person in the civilized world who would remember that story. Impressive memory for weird shit, but still impressive.5chn3ll wrote: ↑Thu Jun 23, 2022 9:38 am That reminds me of the chimps that ate the hands, face, and ass off a guy a few years back...
"Davis survived a horrific chimpanzee attack at a California wildlife rescue center in March 2005 - but not before his nose and mouth were ripped off, an eye was gouged out, his left foot was mangled and most of his fingers and buttocks were devoured."
I believe the chimps also ate his junk, but the author appears to have neglected that detail. OTOH (heh), you're probably not going to get much action with no face, hands, or ass, so it might not really matter whether your junk is intact.
The moral of this story: never take a birthday cake to a chimpanzee sanctuary.
JFC. Talk about "just kill me and be done with it".
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True. That was my first thought.gnat wrote: ↑Thu Jun 23, 2022 10:51 amHow do you forget that story once heard?32wildbilly wrote: ↑Thu Jun 23, 2022 10:47 am
You are perhaps the only person in the civilized world who would remember that story. Impressive memory for weird shit, but still impressive.
JFC. Talk about "just kill me and be done with it".
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I wish I could selectively delete stuff, but it doesn’t work that way.
I am forever stuck with the ability to remember awful things like the intro song for “Family Ties.”
Sha la la la.
This morning, I woke up at 2:22 AM - because I wake up nearly every morning at 2:22 AM - with “Mechanical Boy” from H.R. Pufnstuf on endless mental repeat. I saw that show maybe 3 times during the 80’s…. fml.
I am forever stuck with the ability to remember awful things like the intro song for “Family Ties.”
Sha la la la.
This morning, I woke up at 2:22 AM - because I wake up nearly every morning at 2:22 AM - with “Mechanical Boy” from H.R. Pufnstuf on endless mental repeat. I saw that show maybe 3 times during the 80’s…. fml.
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
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JEEBUS! They make prescription medications that will make all of that go away. As a last resort there is always a full frontal lobotomy...5chn3ll wrote: ↑Thu Jun 23, 2022 11:10 am I wish I could selectively delete stuff, but it doesn’t work that way.
I am forever stuck with the ability to remember awful things like the intro song for “Family Ties.”
Sha la la la.
This morning, I woke up at 2:22 AM - because I wake up nearly every morning at 2:22 AM - with “Mechanical Boy” from H.R. Pufnstuf on endless mental repeat. I saw that show maybe 3 times during the 80’s…. fml.
Never gonna make you cry...
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It’s my own special crazy. *sigh*
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
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This is because the world is a simulation. I think you're supposed to do something to break the cycle man. Like answer the phone.
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Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: ↑Thu Jun 23, 2022 12:18 pm This is because the world is a simulation. I think you're supposed to do something to break the cycle man. Like answer the phone.
Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.
Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.
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Nice job ruining an absolutely good 356 car.
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32wildbilly wrote: ↑Wed Jun 15, 2022 7:53 amI know the Porsche "purist" would flip the F out, but you are right except for the lack of noise you wouldn't even know.
I think we found our purist Billy
