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32wildbilly wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 11:45 am DDWSWD...like for only one instance make a 45mph battery powered standard tire bicycle then ride it where there is loose gravel in corners...Oh and curbs.

theprf wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 9:39 am Can I still light the dynamite sticks that I have taped to the arrows before I shoot them?

5chn3ll wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:01 pm Now that I've quit drinking and started to become less portly, I've been planning V2 of the death cycle. Full suspension, fat tires, and dual 1,000 watt motors. And I'll pick up some elbow guards and better gloves.

The next time I wreck at that corner, I'll probably clear the driveway entirely and wind up in their living room.

Hatchetf15 wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 9:20 am Good Dr,
That is a fantastic, well-composed PSA! Thank you. But, for all that’s holy, why are you trying to cloud my mind with all this common sense stuff?

32wildbilly wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:26 pm

5chn3ll wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:01 pm Now that I've quit drinking and started to become less portly, I've been planning V2 of the death cycle. Full suspension, fat tires, and dual 1,000 watt motors. And I'll pick up some elbow guards and better gloves.

The next time I wreck at that corner, I'll probably clear the driveway entirely and wind up in their living room.

Aim for a big picture window.
bicycle-crash.gif

FRUNKenstein wrote: ↑Fri Dec 16, 2022 7:35 am

32wildbilly wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:26 pm
Aim for a big picture window.
bicycle-crash.gif

The face plant into the wall is bad, but the handlebars to the nards is what keeps me coming back to that gif.