How to Have a Very Schnelly Christmas

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How to Have a Very Schnelly Christmas

Post by FRUNKenstein » Sun Dec 18, 2022 9:29 am

I ran across this little gem on Facebook this morning. It’s a laser strong enough to cut through paper. Apparently pops balloons. Can start fires. It costs like $25. Thinking of buying several as stocking stuffers for the little ones in our family.


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Re: How to Have a Very Schnelly Christmas

Post by theprf » Mon Dec 19, 2022 9:34 am

Hmm, something for my nephews perhaps.

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Re: How to Have a Very Schnelly Christmas

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Mon Dec 19, 2022 1:55 pm

:lol: Cool man seems like something I'd totally want to hold in my hand. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How to Have a Very Schnelly Christmas

Post by FRUNKenstein » Tue Dec 20, 2022 2:52 pm

theprf wrote: Mon Dec 19, 2022 9:34 am Hmm, something for my nephews perhaps.
Dr_Strangelove (whew!) wrote: Mon Dec 19, 2022 1:55 pm :lol: Cool man seems like something I'd totally want to hold in my hand. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?!

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Re: How to Have a Very Schnelly Christmas

Post by 5chn3ll » Tue Dec 20, 2022 3:54 pm

There's still time to order a decent flamethrower and have it arrive before Christmas.


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