Things I don't wanna see on a car

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Things I don't wanna see on a car

Post by FRUNKenstein » Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:55 am

OK, for this thread, list the stuff you HATE seeing added to a car, any car. Think Walmart parking lot kinda stuff.

I'll start. Seatcovers. Ugh. Everytime I see a set of seatcovers, I think "what the hell is under those things that make the seatcovers an improvement?" At best, they preserve the underlying seats in pristine condition. But, what the hell, you can't spring for a $500 re-upholster once every 10 years, so you have to live with a crappy seat cover that you probably paid at least $50 for anyway? At worst, the underlying carnage is so bad that the offending seat should be removed and incinerated.
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Re: Things I don't wanna see on a car

Post by Kalashnikov » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:52 am

Those grown ass guys.... Who put Christmas lights on their cars. :lol:

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Re: Things I don't wanna see on a car

Post by FRUNKenstein » Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:57 am

Kalashnikov wrote:
Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:52 am
Those grown ass guys.... Who put Christmas lights on their cars. :lol:
Ahh, ya got me right in the nards with that one, you sneaky Russian bastard!
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Re: Things I don't wanna see on a car

Post by b3freak » Mon Dec 17, 2018 2:57 pm

When the ricers get a hold of a nice Porsche this is what happens. The worst is the rear wing. Ugh!
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Re: Things I don't wanna see on a car

Post by b3freak » Mon Dec 17, 2018 3:09 pm

Bad replica kits and the owners that convince themselves it's the spittin' image of the original.
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Re: Things I don't wanna see on a car

Post by b3freak » Mon Dec 17, 2018 3:19 pm

No words...
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Re: Things I don't wanna see on a car

Post by gnat » Mon Dec 17, 2018 3:28 pm

b3freak wrote:
Mon Dec 17, 2018 2:57 pm
When the ricers get a hold of a nice Porsche this is what happens. The worst is the rear wing. Ugh!

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Isn't that KC's new ride?

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Re: Things I don't wanna see on a car

Post by gnat » Mon Dec 17, 2018 3:29 pm

b3freak wrote:
Mon Dec 17, 2018 3:19 pm
No words...

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That's fucking AWESOME!!!!

How can you be a Georgian and not love that??? Come on!!!

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Re: Things I don't wanna see on a car

Post by FRUNKenstein » Tue Dec 18, 2018 3:45 pm

gnat wrote:
Mon Dec 17, 2018 3:28 pm
b3freak wrote:
Mon Dec 17, 2018 2:57 pm
When the ricers get a hold of a nice Porsche this is what happens. The worst is the rear wing. Ugh!
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Isn't that KC's new ride?
Close. But I put Christmas lights on my wing.
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Re: Things I don't wanna see on a car

Post by 5chn3ll » Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:22 am

I would hoon that motherf****r to death in the desert. That looks AWESOME!
b3freak wrote:
Mon Dec 17, 2018 3:19 pm
No words...

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