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Post by DTMiller » Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:04 am

Leftover ham is like leftover beer, there should never be any.

In the event that you have failed as a human and there is leftover ham, have ham for breakfast. At that point there should be no leftover ham (see point 1).

In the event that you have failed as a human and there is leftover ham, have ham for lunch. At that point there should be no leftover ham (see point 1).

In the event that you have failed as a human and there is leftover ham, have ham for dinner. At that point there should be no leftover ham (see point 1).
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Post by gnat » Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:06 am

I disagree DT. An intelligent human would make sure there was plenty of leftover ham. As ham offers so many options for it's ingestion, a smart planner will have at least a week's worth of 3 ham based meals each day.

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Post by DTMiller » Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:08 am

gnat wrote: Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:06 am I disagree DT. An intelligent human would make sure there was plenty of leftover ham. As ham offers so many options for it's ingestion, a smart planner will have at least a week's worth of 3 ham based meals each day.
Except ham is so good you keep eating it until it is gone regardless of the amount you started with.
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Post by gnat » Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:17 am

The laws of physics imply that to accomplish that there is a point at which you would be required to share the ham. That is, however, against the laws of ham.

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Post by DTMiller » Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:21 am

The laws of ham are in the bible which as we all know supersede human made up laws like physics.
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Post by SealGrauWailer » Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:22 am

Sneaky Pete wrote: Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:05 am What do you do with your left over ham? I went to the Honey Baked Ham store on Saturday to get a quarter ham 4 - 6lbs. Walked out with a 7 1/2 pounder. Needless to say I have enough ham leftover to feed Tina the llama for a month. Thinking of making scalloped potatoes and split pea soup. Any other ideas? Ever had Bourbon and ham?
Ham on a roll is one of my favorite leftover snacks.
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Post by DTMiller » Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:22 am

In a crazy inception level twist, I just had a sandwich made from leftover ham. There is none leftover.
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Post by FRUNKenstein » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:36 am

I think you guys may have "ham" confused with "bacon."
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com

Post by gnat » Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:47 pm

Bacon! The gateway meat!

Bacon is murder! Tasty tasty murder...

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Post by Sneaky Pete » Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:59 pm

kcattorney wrote: Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:36 am I think you guys may have "ham" confused with "bacon."

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