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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Leftover ham is like leftover beer, there should never be any.
In the event that you have failed as a human and there is leftover ham, have ham for breakfast. At that point there should be no leftover ham (see point 1).
In the event that you have failed as a human and there is leftover ham, have ham for lunch. At that point there should be no leftover ham (see point 1).
In the event that you have failed as a human and there is leftover ham, have ham for dinner. At that point there should be no leftover ham (see point 1).
In the event that you have failed as a human and there is leftover ham, have ham for breakfast. At that point there should be no leftover ham (see point 1).
In the event that you have failed as a human and there is leftover ham, have ham for lunch. At that point there should be no leftover ham (see point 1).
In the event that you have failed as a human and there is leftover ham, have ham for dinner. At that point there should be no leftover ham (see point 1).
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
I disagree DT. An intelligent human would make sure there was plenty of leftover ham. As ham offers so many options for it's ingestion, a smart planner will have at least a week's worth of 3 ham based meals each day.
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Except ham is so good you keep eating it until it is gone regardless of the amount you started with.
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The laws of physics imply that to accomplish that there is a point at which you would be required to share the ham. That is, however, against the laws of ham.
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The laws of ham are in the bible which as we all know supersede human made up laws like physics.
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Ham on a roll is one of my favorite leftover snacks.Sneaky Pete wrote: ↑Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:05 am What do you do with your left over ham? I went to the Honey Baked Ham store on Saturday to get a quarter ham 4 - 6lbs. Walked out with a 7 1/2 pounder. Needless to say I have enough ham leftover to feed Tina the llama for a month. Thinking of making scalloped potatoes and split pea soup. Any other ideas? Ever had Bourbon and ham?
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
In a crazy inception level twist, I just had a sandwich made from leftover ham. There is none leftover.
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
I think you guys may have "ham" confused with "bacon."
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Bacon! The gateway meat!
Bacon is murder! Tasty tasty murder...
Bacon is murder! Tasty tasty murder...
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Re: Good Week @ 996Outpost.com
Is it wrong for me to keep watching this?kcattorney wrote: ↑Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:36 am I think you guys may have "ham" confused with "bacon."
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