What did you do to/with your 996 today?

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Post by 32wildbilly » Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:38 am

best-selling author, occasional Gitmo AirBNB guest, and internationally-renowned automotive fashion consultant John Ireland wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:00 am
32wildbilly wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:13 am
Did you tip the workers?
The only tip I gave them was a tip of my Biden/Harris hat. Then I wiped the bottom of my shoes on them before getting in the car. Today I've decided not to do Penance for my sins but instead watch the auctions on BaT. A very nice C4 like mine is up and I want to see what it goes for.
I would respond but your comments are outside the proper area and I do not wish to be warned again...
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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by Dr_Strangelove » Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:41 am

I hope your behavior is a joke ignoring the unnecessary political jabs. Hoi polloi already expects us to be assholes and one of my favorite parts of being an owner is proving them wrong.
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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by OceanBlue2000 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 1:04 pm

Changing the subject, because like Billy I am tempted to respond to the "brown skinned" comment and my comment would not be charitable. ugh.

SO ANYWAY -- got my delivery of Porsche's finest Classic Motor Oil, which promises to cure what ails ya. Not this weekend with my bum leg but next for sure I'll be doing the next oil change with it. The important thing is that I'll be draining Ferry's golden elixir from the car, so I'll be sending out for an UOA and I'm curious to see if there are any changes with the new oil.


Then, it's going away. Got my eye on a nice mini van for winter driving. Again, ugh.
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Post by 5chn3ll » Sun Nov 01, 2020 5:42 pm

I chased the sunrise across the desert this morning...
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Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

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Post by 32wildbilly » Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:03 pm

5chn3ll wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 5:42 pm I chased the sunrise across the desert this morning...
Why you be driving such a nice car like that on dirt? You own a Jeep right...?
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Post by 32wildbilly » Mon Nov 02, 2020 6:56 am

5chn3ll wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 5:42 pm I chased the sunrise across the desert this morning...
BTW I forgot to mention that is a very nice pic. Glad you are out taking time to look around.
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Post by 5chn3ll » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:00 am

Thanks, Billy!

The 996 was just a few feet off the pavement for those photos. I haven't really done any significant off-roading in the 996 since I went mud-bogging at the Salton Sea a few years back. I think it might still have been a C4 at the time, which would have been handy.

After 8 years of almost entirely trouble-free service (PLENTY of spending on worn parts, deferred maintenance, and PM during that time - but it's always been a runner), and with 100,000 miles less than 100 miles away (the last 70,000 of those have been mine), there is NO way I can complain about owning the 996 thus far.

Understeer: You will hit the wall with the front end.
Oversteer: You will hit the wall with the rear end.
Horsepower: How hard you will hit the wall.
Torque: How far you will move the wall.

Gone hunting with Alec Baldwin and Dick Cheney. Back soon.

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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by gnat » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:01 am

32wildbilly wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:03 pm
5chn3ll wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 5:42 pm I chased the sunrise across the desert this morning...
Why you be driving such a nice car like that on dirt? You own a Jeep right...?
Some of us with all wheel drive (or formerly so in Schnelly's sacrilegious case) Porsches aren't afraid of getting them a bit dirty and getting off the beaten path.

Some of my best runs in the 996 have been down gravel roads :mrgreen:

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Post by 32wildbilly » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:44 am

gnat wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:01 am
32wildbilly wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:03 pm
Why you be driving such a nice car like that on dirt? You own a Jeep right...?
Some of us with all wheel drive (or formerly so in Schnelly's sacrilegious case) Porsches aren't afraid of getting them a bit dirty and getting off the beaten path.

Some of my best runs in the 996 have been down gravel roads :mrgreen:
OH MY GOD!! I won't even assign mine in my will to the oldest kid because he lives down a gravel road and, frankly, doesn't care for the inside and outside appearance of his current cars...and he is the long time Porsche fanatic.
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Re: What did you do to/with your 996 today?

Post by gnat » Mon Nov 02, 2020 9:01 am

32wildbilly wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:44 am
gnat wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:01 am
Some of us with all wheel drive (or formerly so in Schnelly's sacrilegious case) Porsches aren't afraid of getting them a bit dirty and getting off the beaten path.

Some of my best runs in the 996 have been down gravel roads :mrgreen:
OH MY GOD!! I won't even assign mine in my will to the oldest kid because he lives down a gravel road and, frankly, doesn't care for the inside and outside appearance of his current cars...and he is the long time Porsche fanatic.
You do realize that the AWD system in your car has a direct lineage from the 959 right?

You know. Like this:
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